Some of you may know about our ongoing struggle with the dogs eating or couch (and hundreds of our other personal possessions when we are away from home.) We were fighting a losing battle and it had gotten to the point where we accepted the couch as a piece of trash waiting to be thrown out and replaced. Every day, we’d come home to further destruction on it (see below.) It got chewed to bits, drooled on, furred up, scratched to shit… you name it they did it.

So we used our wedding money to buy a new sofa. It was a tough choice because what kind of sofa could possibly hold up to the chaos that is our dogs? Devin and I are also very much into modern design and wanted something with clean lines and not the frumpy overstuffed couches that are oh so popular in the USA these days. We also had a very small budget to work with so a more durable leather couch was out of our budget (as a vegetarian I’m also not a fan of leather.) We tried to save money and bought a used couch off craigslist but that turned out to be a huge mistake. It looked horrible in our house and turns out the previous owner was a smoker and the thing REEKED of cigarettes. Also, used couches come jam packed with all kinds of interesting smells for the dogs and they wanted to get to know the couch way too much. Luckily we turned around and sold it again (for less than we paid) but only lost $75 on it.
We found a sofa that we loved from Macy’s during their semi-annual furniture sale. We picked it up on Saturday and its retro-modern stylings look great in our house. Its also very well made and cant be beat for the price. (Comparative in price to IKEA but much much better quality.) We are hoping to save up for the matching loveseat next time it goes on sale (they are back to full price now.)

So… how do we protect it from the pirahhanas that live with us? I don’t know if its safe, but we are taking the following steps to protect it.
1. Regime change– We have let the dogs take control of the house. They have become rude, pushy, spoiled brats. This is a huge failure on both are parts that I am embarrassed to admit. It happened sometime amongst moving to the new house, wedding planning, out of town guests, etc. etc. Our busy schedules have made us lazy and we shouldn’t have let it happen. So we lost control but we are taking it back. No more dogs on furniture, no more letting them get away with bad manners, no more coddling them all the time. We are reinstating the NILIF policy (nothing in life is free.) It’s not only good for us, but good for the dogs too.
2. Ramping up the exercise– Ok, I admit it… since we moved into a house with a yard, the daily walks have tapered off. I’m not a morning person, and cannot for the life of me wake up on time. Always running late is not condusive to taking 30 min. walks around the park with the dogs before work. I plan to change things and get this important routine back into our lives. Part of the dogs destruction is due to boredom. A tired dog is a happy dog. And the extra exercise is good for me too. Having a yard is great too, because they can go out there and run like mad. Even as the walks got fewer, the dogs have gained muscle tone because of their ability to play in the yard. However, walks are important for establishing my role as pack leader and the sensory stimulation of getting away from the house is great for them (and me!)
3. Extra dog proofing of the house– For many people, crate training is a godsend to curbing bad behavior. For us, we have a special case of a dog who is smart and strong enough to tear down any crate we put him in. It’s just not safe. We spent months trying to make it work, but he just panics when contained. So we have a routine of dog proofing that we have to practice vigilantly. Adding a couple of extra steps to this routine is a pain, but I think it’ll add a bit more safety to our new couch. We bought a king size bedspread to cover the couch with that we can tuck in under and behind so they wont be able to pull it off easily. We also got a large, heavy coffee table to push up against it to make it less easy to leap from floor to couch when wrestling each other.
4. Coming home for lunch– I used to do it every day. I still do it alot, but it always seems that the days the couch got eaten where the days when we either didn’t come home at lunch or when we left them alone in the evenings. They hate being alone for long periods.
5. Furniture protection plan — We paid extra $$ for a protection plan that covers our couch against stains, rips, etc. If the dogs pee, puke, drool on it, its covered. If they tear it apart its not. If they scratch it a little bit its probably covered. The plan is good for 7 years and if Macy’s cant repair any damage, we’ll get a new couch for free. If we never use the plan, we get our money back after 7 years.
6. Keeping clean — Our dogs are shedding maniacs. I brushed the hell out of them this weekend, and I need to do it more often (ie. a few times a week) to keep the massive amount of dog hair off of everything. Combining that with more vacuuming and we should be able to get that aspect a little more under control. Also, with a yard thats 80% dirt and no grass, our carpet and furniture get pretty filthy. Maybe if we just wipe their paws better… *sigh* This part is actually more challenging. You should SEE the stains on our cream colored carpet. :\
At any rate, cross your fingers for us. We’re doing the best we can and we cant afford any more problems.